There's the commercial on the television for CRESTOR...One of the whole onslaught of commercials brainwashing people into thinking that health is something that comes in a bottle...not something that is as simple as taking the stairs instead of the elevator..(there is a guy in my building who rides up one floor in the elevator...he WAITS for it, even if it takes a minute or two...)..
Anyway the commercial goes like this:
(Man and wife...affectionately clinging to each other....)
Woman: While we were building a life together...
Man (interupts): Something was building in my arteries...
WHAT?!
This is such a stretch I am speechless....I laughed out loud I couldn't believe this...I want to meet the person who wrote this...I can only imagine the brain-storming session involved in birthing this gem....
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Yet it'd be implacably brilliant if it were revised a bit to become a Viagra commercial, or even about marital infidelity. Or both.
wow....a pill for marital infidelity...
By the way, I thought of you when I saw this:
http://garfieldminusgarfield.net/post/35779509
I'd love if you got a business card that read:
Johnny Shlichta: Man of Action
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