GIVE ME YER FOOTLONG, baby...

Wow...homo-rights have come a LONG WAY!! As evidenced by the latest series of commercials for QUIZNO Sandwich company, taking their cue from HAL in 2001 with his creepy monotone voice and resolute suggestiveness.....There are too many double entendres to keep track of....And the dirty imagination flies ahead, trying to picture it...? You'll never look at your kitchen appliances quite the same again....

EXTRA DRESSING ON IT!!