Monday, November 3, 2008

FUNNY....I THOUGHT JERSEY WAS A BLUE STATE.



And so, here we are: on the eve of election night!! For something that felt so far off for so long, that sure came up fast! Tomorrow, hopefully, we shall have a new president.
Those of you who are planning on voting for JOHN MCCAIN: Just letting you know that if YOUR candidate does lumber his way across the finishline, and into our oval office, that I shall be implementing PHASE ONE of OPERATION: GET THE HELL OUTTA THIS STUPID COUNTRY (this is NOT a joke).

As an American Faggot, you eventually get pretty tired of waiting for enlightened humanity to become the majority, and of being treated as a SECOND CLASS CITIZEN...MIND your own damn business: my sex life isn't. (SIDE RANT: Why is it that the people who are the loudest to scream "I AM A BIG OL' CHRISTIAN" are always the biggest hipocrates, and first to pass judgement on others that do not fit into their lil' jigsaw puzzle of a 'world view'? Didn't Jesus say: Do not judge lest yee be judged? Hmmmm....)
Ahem...Anyway, you have got to pick your battles, and I for one am sick of living in a country that doesn't value me. There are plenty of places I can go where they aren't so FUCKED UP ABOUT SEX, and who will appreciate another creative mind in their ranks.
Should this country flow red, anyone who wishes to visit me is going to have to buy a plane ticket to do so....

THAT SAID:

You better vote regardless..... or I had better not hear any political whining coming from yer ambivalent lips.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Fortunately for us all it would take a "He Is Risen" style intervention for McCain to win. And I mean that truly. A reincarnated Reagan couldn't help pull it out for The Sarah Palin show now.

johnny said...

Thank you America.